Kids Bop/Mini Pop Kids Is Trash


Exhibit 1: Poker Face by Mini Pop Kids


So here we have the Mini Pop Kids version of Poker Face. Here are some of the lyric changes.
LoveGame intuition play the cards with spades to start
turns into
Luck and intuition play the cards with spades to start
This is stupid. This song is supposed to be about love.
I'll get him hot, show him what I got
turns into
I'll get his heart, show him what I got
This makes it not even Lady Gaga's style any more.
She's got me like nobody
turns into
She's got you like nobody
WTF. This is a completely unnecessary edit that changed the song for the worse. The girl did not get me.
P-p-p-poker face, f-f-f*** her face
turns into
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
This one is sensible.
'Cause I′m bluffin' with my muffin
turns into something that sounds like
'Cause I′m bluffin' with my chocolate
This makes to sense.
The boy in the background also can't hit any of the low notes. The girl fails to use Lady Gaga's uninterested voice. Also, the
No he can't read my poker face 
sounds like
No he can read my poker face
They also get the can't read my, can't read my poker face timed terribly.





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